Sunday, October 29, 2006
Celebrity Fantasy Harem, Part 2
Eleven days was enough to get past the shame. Here's part two.
6. Tony Reali
Yeah, I know. And, again, this is why I don't tell people what I know about sports. Because then I'd have to admit I watch ESPN to see the eyecandy. Overly hairgelled, smirky eyecandy. The heart wants what it wants, the ladybits too.
7. Patrick Norton
God damn I miss The Screensavers. I think I might be a little less smart now that I don't have a computer help show to watch.
8. Paul Kariya
Adorable. All polite and smart and shit. And probably totally ripped, too.
9. Ken Marino
He's Superman here. To this day I'll watch pretty much anything Ken's in, no matter how crappy. The second season of "Men Behaving Badly?" Yep. Fucking First Years? Oh yeah.
10. Ike Barinholtz
I like 'em funny. And loud.
I noticed something when I was doing this installment: half the guys on this list (so far) were born, raised, or have lived in New Jersey. And Ken Marino's from Long Island, which is close. WTF, y'all? I'm a born and bred Kansan; I've never even been to New Jersey. Why do I find its celebrity men so hot? The world may never know.
6. Tony Reali
Yeah, I know. And, again, this is why I don't tell people what I know about sports. Because then I'd have to admit I watch ESPN to see the eyecandy. Overly hairgelled, smirky eyecandy. The heart wants what it wants, the ladybits too.
7. Patrick Norton
God damn I miss The Screensavers. I think I might be a little less smart now that I don't have a computer help show to watch.
8. Paul Kariya
Adorable. All polite and smart and shit. And probably totally ripped, too.
9. Ken Marino
He's Superman here. To this day I'll watch pretty much anything Ken's in, no matter how crappy. The second season of "Men Behaving Badly?" Yep. Fucking First Years? Oh yeah.
10. Ike Barinholtz
I like 'em funny. And loud.
I noticed something when I was doing this installment: half the guys on this list (so far) were born, raised, or have lived in New Jersey. And Ken Marino's from Long Island, which is close. WTF, y'all? I'm a born and bred Kansan; I've never even been to New Jersey. Why do I find its celebrity men so hot? The world may never know.
